Snake Charmer

Croker

Danica. Danica. I’m having a real hard time figuring out how I’m suppose to react to this. Well. . . not that hard.

I have to remind myself. that she’s about three apples high. But still those are impressive legs for someone who’s so. . . Fun Sized.

But still. . . the reaction. I mean I wonder if this is a distraction tactic for her fellow IRL racers? A nearly naked cash grab to pay her traffic fines? I wonder who she’s paid by to do it. Certainly IRL could use the traffic given the struggles they’ve had over the years.

Regardless. Here’s to bump drafting.

Danica Patrick. 2009 SI Swimsuit


2 Responses to “Snake Charmer”

  • Three Barrels Says:

    Girl’s gotta eat, though frankly it doesn’t look like she’s been doing much of that.

    She didn’t seem to fully embrace/exploit her hotness until she won a race. That accomplished, she now seems to be capitalizing on what her momma gave her. I have no complaints other than those SI pages take longer to load than an oil tanker.

  • Mike McGill Says:

    She may, in fact, only be three apples high. But those look to be some damn fine apples.

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