North Carolina girl wins Miss USA
Okay, I don’t know anything about beauty contests, and the only difference between Miss USA and Miss America that I can determine is the latter includes a talent contest of dubious value and somehow involves Donald Trump. But a Wilmington girl has won the former, and unlike Miss California she’s not a bigot (as far as we know, anyway), and…whatever, here’s the swimsuit shot:

May 9th, 2009 at 18:56
*yawn* bland.