Feb 12 2009

Walk the Lie

Croker

Complicated promotion? Or has the cheese really slid of Mr. Phoenix’s cracker? Watch the following and decide for yourself.

I’m going with an over the top promotion. I’m biased. i think he’s a pretty solid actor and smart enough to go all in on something like this. Let’s face it Borat has forever changed the way parody is approached and it was just a matter of time before some one went the other direction with it. Rather than have an actor immerse into a role, have the public figure of the actor become the role.

And now I have a deconstructionist headache this big.

Whatever. . . If he’s acting it only supports my notion that he’s a great actor. If not? Then this is one of the most intriquing celebrity meltdowns since Michael Richards hit the JC Penney White Sale.


Feb 11 2009

Map of the Universe

TheLawyer
A Visual Aid to Help Dookies Understand Their Place In the World

A Visual Aid to Help Dookies Understand Their Place In the World

My sister provided this, source unknown, but it quite succinctly sums things up.


Feb 10 2009

Snake Charmer

Croker

Danica. Danica. I’m having a real hard time figuring out how I’m suppose to react to this. Well. . . not that hard.

I have to remind myself. that she’s about three apples high. But still those are impressive legs for someone who’s so. . . Fun Sized.

But still. . . the reaction. I mean I wonder if this is a distraction tactic for her fellow IRL racers? A nearly naked cash grab to pay her traffic fines? I wonder who she’s paid by to do it. Certainly IRL could use the traffic given the struggles they’ve had over the years.

Regardless. Here’s to bump drafting.

Danica Patrick. 2009 SI Swimsuit


Feb 9 2009

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Blue Crab

Probably superior to the original. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action.”

As Mark Twain once said of Jane Austen, “it seems a great shame they allowed her to die a natural death.”
Jane says...