Food Porn, part 1 ”…he’s so good he puts the rim back in Pacific Rim…”

part 2 ”…with dreary inevitability, most men like girl on girl sex, and most women get really excited around chocolate.”

part 3 ”…if you’re lucky enough to get a crack at it, you go all the way…” Bonus: he uses the word “pantagruelian .”

part 4 No quotes. The meal at ssam bar is truly obscene. If you start feeling sick, tune away before the dessert course.

part 5 ”…bizarre to whom? You, me, a rice farmer in Vietnam, a wealthy Japanese or Sarah Palin?”

And you gotta love the background music.